There was a time when I thought, no, I knew, basketball was
my sport. All of my friends in middle school and high school were athletes and
by tenth grade, every one of them were on the basketball team at school.
Naturally, I felt left out because after 12 years straight of playing softball,
I had lost the chance to acquire the skills needed for any other sport.
For example, the 5-second blitz rule in touch football
bewildered me nor did I ever let it apply. If the quarterback is standing right
there, with the ball, completely open, why on earth do I have to wait “5
Mississippi’s” before I can tag them!? I now understand that without blockers,
being the quarterback in a touch game would be nearly impossible without a rule
like that, but still, it seemed unfair. In fact, more often than not I would
just tag the quarterback immediately and justify it by saying that I was simply
a quick counter. I’m gifted I guess.
Anyway, the girls on my softball teams were never exactly
the friendly type, and by the time I was in high school, I was feeling both
burnt out and left out since my friends spent their afternoons together at
basketball. That’s when I knew basketball needed to become my sport.
I joined a community basketball league in hopes that I could
learn the rules fast enough to think about joining the school team. My
community team had a wide range of skill amongst the players, so it’s
unfortunate when I say that I was one of the best on the team. Not to toot my
own horn or anything, but I was a pretty good at shooting and dribbling. I was
fairly unaggressive though, and couldn’t resist flinching and moving my feet
during a screen, so I was taken off the list for defensive positions. By process of elimination, the position
I was put at was….point guard. That’s right. The leader of each play, the ball
carrier, the player expected to know what was happening on the court at all
times.
It’s beyond me why the coach thought I could play this
position without knowing any of the rules, but he put me there anyway. After
that season, this is what I could tell you about the game of basketball: my job
was to run back and forth across the court dribbling the ball. That’s all I
knew and know now.
Maybe I should blame the coach, who was well informed that I
had never played basketball before (yes Coach, as shocking as it may be, I’m 15
and have never played a formal game of basketball). Or maybe it’s my parents’
fault for not teaching me the rules of other sports during my childhood. Maybe
it’s even my own fault for not reading up on the rules before signing up for a
team. I hear Basketball for Dummies
works wonders.
Anyway, I guess all of these factors played a part in making
my days of basketball fame short-lived. By the last game of the season, we had
not won one single game. This was
our last chance to break our defeated streak. I, obviously, was playing point
guard for the entire game and I was feeling confident and ready to make this
one count. With a couple minutes left, I made a steal from an opposing player
that created uproar from the crowd. And by crowd, I mean the six or seven
parents that consistently attended our games.
With a close score and now having possession of the ball, I
was sure this was the break my team needed to get ahead. I dribbled as fast as
I could, leaving the other team behind with only the whip of my ponytail as I
ran. I was going to run to the other end of the court and make my lay up and my
team, the Comets, would win their first community league basketball game. I
ran, dodged, faked, dodged again, kept running, and then….the whistle blew. Uh
excuse me ref, I’m only at half court…I haven’t made my winning shot yet.
“OVER AND BACK.” …what? Nuh uh! Wait, what’s over and back?
It doesn’t even matter I had an open court ahead of me! Turns out, no. No I
didn’t. I had completely forgotten about the fact that my steal was not in fact
a steal. It was taking the ball back after an opposing player had stolen it
from us. Therefore, of COURSE they
weren’t going to chase me into that “open court” space I had ahead. That was
their side. I was carrying the ball away
from our basket and going to shoot for them.
Luckily, this isn’t one of those horror stories that you see
on TV where the young child runs and scores for the wrong team, jumping and
cheering feeling so damn proud of themselves that it breaks your heart. But it
was still pretty humiliating. The awkward stares from my teammates, the smug
grins from the other team, and my parents awkwardly clapping since they got
excited any time the ball was passed in my general direction.
But…that was the day I knew that basketball wasn’t, nor will
it ever be, my sport. That was my first and last season as a basketball player.
I can’t say that I learned a lot, or that I had a lot of fun doing it, but at
least I did it….Next up, soccer.